THE INCREDIBLE GENIUS OF MISTER SINISTER, PART 4,000,000,000,000 (ABSTRACT)

THE PROBLEM: Dominion-status hyper-A.l.s will eventually consume us.

SOLUTION: Reach Dominion status before you are consumed.

METHODOLOGY:

  1. The Moira Engine allows us to avoid all mistakes.
  2. Compromise the DNA database that powers Krakoan RESURRECTION, allowing us to either take over and/or warp the will of any Krakoan mutant.
  3. Use this position to take over the Earth.
  4. Utilize the full creative power of mutantdom to research as quickly as possible toward achieving Dominion status. Most obvious method -- mass psychic sacrifice of huge population is simply too slow, even with breeding pits. Instead, explore novel power sets and true potential of mutantkind, shorn of ethics.
  5. Reset the timeline to speed up the process, harvesting future research into the present each time.
  6. Transcend this stinking reality, become something significantly more profound than a god, outside time and space.
  7. Gloat.
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